is that a banana in your pocket, or...
Well, it seems that there is no shortage of banana protection devices on the market these days. For anyone who's tired of mushy bananas, the following links may be helpful.
Here's the official BanaBox website. (I bought mine from eBay, but never mind.)
Banana Guard offers protection in various colours, complete with air holes!
And I'm sure taking a Banana Bunker out of your purse at lunchtime could get you more than a few raised eyebrows.